Call Today: A poem by me

Call Today

Call today

America you can have your very own black girl doll right now!

She comes with 2 extra bundles of weave

the inability to speak proper English

and a bad attitude

Our custom voice box comes with extra ratchet

the ghetto vernacular dripping off of every word she speaks

If you call right now we’ll include some extra special daddy issues

And three dark hoodies guaranteed to make her look super suspicious

Good luck

The next 5 callers will receive a guidebook on how to fight the prejudice, discrimination and stereotypes that she’ll inevitably face

And for just 3 small payments of $19.99 we’ll double the Offer

Call Today!